The Kingdom of Womble 3331 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.982 billion Womble 3331ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 3331ian economy, worth 392 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,656 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,369 per year while the poor average 2,736, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3331's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 3331 is ranked 230,682^nd in the world and 4,558^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.